women :)

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Interesting Facts about Women
  • The average number of items in a typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
  • If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day. (so true)
  • A woman does not have a man’s habit to scratch her noggin when she thinks of an answer to a confusing question, for example. Women do not like to show they are confused. They never want to ruin their hairdo with that gesture either (justified!).
  • Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand". (ya, that is y i always say i have no cloth despite of all the clothes in my closet hehe)
  • Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone unless they know you can hear them.
  • Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
  • Women need to feel like there are people worse off than they are. That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so successful (haha:)).
  • Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.
  • Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what she's doing. It might be the lottery calling!! (tipula hehe)
  • Women keep three different shampoos and two different conditioners in the shower. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical rain forest (haha :) a true funny fact about women). obviously not me :D, i only got 2 of them
Random Facts about Women
  • Women brush their hair before bed. (OMG, so true! :O)
  • Women are paid less than men, except for one field: Modelling. haha
  • A woman feels awkward if she does not carry anything in her hands. That is why they always carry their handbags around. (not for me)
  • Women do not want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"
  • Women do not want an honest answer to the question, "Is that girl good looking?" (ya of course!)
  • The two highest IQ’s ever recorded belong to women. bravo~!
  • When a woman answers, "I’m fine" after a few seconds, she is not fine. (must know!)
  • When a woman yawns, she covers her mouth with the palm of her hand, not with a fist.
  • Sitting down in public transportation, women keep their legs together. That is why men often prefer to sit next to a woman because in this case they can sit spread-eagle (really!).
  • When a woman dresses up to go out, she puts on a blouse first. Pants come second. Men work it vice versa.
  • After taking a bath, a woman grabs a towel and makes a turban on her head from it, at least for one minute. The reasons of such a weird oriental ritual are unknown. hahaha
  • Women love to talk and talk and talk some more. For some reason they feel that if there is silence going on they need to fill it with some sort of drivel. This also falls along the lines that women love to gossip. Sometimes, we can’t think of anything to say or talk about, so we GOSSIP!
  • Women love a bargain, even if they don’t need the item. So, if we see a purse that is almost exactly like one we already have, but it has been marked down 75%, we are going to most likely buy it because we think we saved money on it!!
  • Women know more than they lead on. They don’t want to show up by knowing more about sports than you do, so women "play dumb" just to give you the satisfaction when women are really thinking about how dumb men really are on the subject!!
  • Women have a hard time admitting when they are wrong. This means that we hardly ever apologize, so when we do, you better savor the moment. We are stubborn and just think that we are always right.
  • Women like to smell good and this is why they have so many smelly beauty items. Whatever can be bought that has a smell, women usually do buy them. This includes shampoo, lotion, soap or body wash, and toiletry sprays.
  • Women hate to be ignored, especially by their significant others. Even if you are out with your friends or a group, you better be paying attention to your woman, or you may just pay for it when you get home. Also, if you start talking to someone you know and we have never met them, you better introduce us right away or you are going to have one angry woman at your hand.
Amazing Facts about Women
  • Many women worry about their looks while having sex.
  • According to Playboy, more women talk dirty during sex than men.
  • Sex is more physical for men and more emotional for women.
  • It’s okay for women to dance with each other and not be gay. You don’t see straight men dancing together, do you?
  • Women can have partners that are years younger without being called dirty old perverts.
  • One of the most funny facts about women is, they will never understand why footballers stand in a line with their hands crossed before a penalty kick during a match. In addition, women never shudder when a male character gets kicked in the groin in a movie (true!).
  • A woman does not get mad when her underwear gets stuck between her buttocks. Women joyfully wear those items of torture called bikinis.
  • When an act of love ends, women do not feel like sleeping. They feel like talking and kissing.
  • Women, no matter what size, are always going to be insecure about something on their body. It could be their weight, their nose, their chest size, or their butt. Even super models will have one thing on their body that they may not like or that they are insecure about, even if they never admit it to anybody.
  • Women will always be attracted to the bad boys, but will eventually settle down with one of the good guys. We just have to get over the fact that we can’t change the bad boy and then we wise up and go looking for that sweet, nice guy, so there is definite hope for all you nice guys!
  • Women like looking at men, just as much as men like looking at women. We just know how to hide it better!
Strange Facts about Women
  • A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee (strange!).
  • It is illegal to be a prostitute in Siena, Italy, if your name is Mary. LOL

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